C'mon children, don't mosey along now

No kvetching please, mommy isn't here to cosset you.

Its time to wash those squalid hands, its time to bake a cake!

Cake, cake, cake, cake, luscious cake!

Now it might seem retrograde

to teach a 5-year-old how to bake,

but I've been called a capricious person.

Impatience is my vice.

Now children don't hold me in a gaze of animosity,

it mars your exquisite face.

Now let's get started with,

a pinch of sugar, a dust of flour, an egg here and there.

Now for the final touch, some tincture 

for a bit of color. Yes a bit of color.

Delectable, sterling, and just excellent.

Yes children you are wonderful.

animosity- feeling of strong dislike

capricious- impulsive

luscious-delicious

sterling- excellent, mint

retrograde-backward

squalid- dirty or rough

tincture- a substance that dries into color

cosset- to coddle like a pet or small child

kvetch- to complain 

mosey- meander